A Wise Doctor

“A wise doctor once wrote"

Welcome to California

“Welcome to California. Winter is at 6am. Spring is at 10am. Summer is at 2pm. And Fall is around 4:30. Please dress accordingly."

Zoom Meetings

“Zoom meetings are just modern seances.”

“There’s someone who wants to join us.”

“Elizabeth, are you there?”

“We can’t hear you.”

“Can you hear us?"

 

Good Friends

“Good friends help you find important things when you have lost them…things like your smile, your hope and your courage.” - Doe Zantamata 

Bridges

“There are bridges that cross the universe to help you find the people who will make a difference in your life.” - Steven Aitchison

We Live Every Day

“We only live once.

Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"

When You Are 20, 40, 60

“When you’re 20, you care what everyone thinks. When you’re 40, you stop caring what everyone thinks. When you’re 60, you realize that no one was thinking about you in the first place."

Wifi

"We do not have wifi. Talk to teach other and pretend it’s 1995."

Junior High

“We might look older to you, but to each other, we’re still in junior high school."

Playroom

“We had a playroom growing up. It was called outside."

Parties

 
“When we’re young, we sneak out of our house to go to parties. When we’re old, we sneak out of parties to go home.

3 AM

 
“3 AM is the hour of writers, painters, poets, musicians, silence seekers, over thinkers and creative people. We know who you are. We can see your light on. Keep on keeping on."

Sleep

Friend: Are you getting enough sleep?

Me: Sometimes when I sneeze, my eyes close.

What Day Is It

“What day is it?”

“It’s today,” squeaked Piglet.

“My favorite day,” said Pooh.

3-Person Tent

“When you’re watching your parents struggle to open a three-person tent, and you begin to wonder what type of life can these people even offer you."
 

Hotel

Five Star Hotel / Five Billion Star Hotel

Happy Father’s Day

“Are you still holding me?” “Always"

Grass

 “Please keep on the grass. Lie down. Roll around in it. Forget all your responsibilities. Have an ice cream.” - Rubyetc 4 Buzzfeed

What Does

 Evolution and Philosophy

What does it mean to be a good person?

Aristotle, Descartes, Nietzsche, Bertrand Russel, C.S. Lewis, Lil’ Jon

Business

“Support your friend’s business. Don’t ask for discounts or free stuff. Pay for it! Be the first to buy their products and promote their services.” - Small Business Moms